Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Farms Harvested: 136
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Hellbounds

    Hellbounds

    Step into the realm of Hellbounds, a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style Minecraft server, where the legacy of Skybounds is reborn and transformed. Derived from the original Skybounds OG codebase, our server is a meticulously crafted universe, offering a unique blend of nostalgia and innovation. At Hellbounds, we’re not just revisiting the game’s origins — we’re redefining them with a modern twist.Immerse yourself in a fully custom-coded world brimming with bespoke features and continuous, thrilling updates. Engage in an ever-evolving landscape where each login promises new adventures and challenges. From gripping events to exclusive content, there’s always something to captivate your imagination and test your skills.Join a vibrant community of fellow enthusiasts eager to explore, build, and conquer. Whether you’re a battle-hardened veteran or a curious newcomer, Hellbounds is your gateway to an extraordinary Minecraft experience. Don’t just play the game; live the legend.Dive into the adventure at hellbounds.net and become part of a legacy where the past and future collide. Your epic journey awaits!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mines Excavated: 4314

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SamMc

    SamMc

    SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

    There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Ores Mined: 7954 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 133 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2656 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Farms Harvested: 369
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchantments Applied: 254
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5822 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Crops Grown: 6247
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Farms Harvested: 244

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 176 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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