Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	382	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9904	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Void Gems Collected:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Animals Bred:	98

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	680688	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3396
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9039	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1468	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Dragon Eggs Found:	8255
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Ores Mined:	5138	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1835
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Farms Harvested:	622
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

game-uk-02.mtxserv.com:27030