Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	833724
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9267	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

play.survivalcraft.eu

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3783	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

inf.playkismet.com:25571

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	995
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	266
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	98	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

org.AspiriaMc.com

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	7908
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9885	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

fun.minecraft.pe:26259

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9617	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	198	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Towns Built:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	173	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun