Minecraft SMP: TrumpBroGoneWrong

bros, Challenges, Crisis, current events, Downfall, election, leadership, Minecraft, News, not looking good, opposition, Politics, republican party, smp, Support, tough times, trump, Trump administration, TrumpBroGoneWrong, uh oh, uncertainty, US president, White House

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by zombie pigmen wearing MAGA hats! Join us and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant floating toupee! Don’t miss out on the chance to build the most luxurious wall around your base to keep out the creepers and skeletons who are secretly working for Herobrine! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and MAGA madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	929	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9929	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3956
Emeralds Found:	300	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Crops Grown:	9942

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	4926
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4789	Farms Harvested:	722
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	9723	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	1838	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	8058
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	5712
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	107932

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.