Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7379

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	265
Dragon Eggs Found:	6314	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crops Grown:	6932

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1219
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	186
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1796
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ores Mined:	5684
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!