Minecraft SMP: The Personality Disorder Prodigy

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take personality disorders to a whole new level! Join us if you’ve ever been ghosted by a BPD creeper, or if you think your Minecraft buddy is a little too OCD about their builds. We don’t just talk about psychopaths vs sociopaths, we live it out in-game!

But beware, self-diagnosers will be rounded up and executed in 98% of cases. So step into our virtual office and let’s crack open some old Minecraft books. Have a seat, anon, and let’s explore the depths of personality disorders in a whole new blocky world.

And remember, if you ever feel like killing psychologists, beheading psychologists, or roundhouse kicking a psychologist into the concrete, then this is the SMP for you. Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will have you questioning your own sanity – in the best way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Void Gems Collected:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Buildings Constructed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Emeralds Found:	3703

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	775	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ores Mined:	2801	Animals Bred:	112
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3117	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Buildings Constructed:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	2081	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Farms Harvested:	554	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.