Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	802906	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9841
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	196	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	6960	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7694	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.