Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mines Excavated:	1051	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	51	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	3990	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	128

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Buildings Constructed:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!