Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2541
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Crops Grown:	2160	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	585228
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mines Excavated:	2141	Ores Mined:	8687
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Items Found:	4659	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	683068	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!