Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5944

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	4081
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	49	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	220
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	2317
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Mines Excavated:	4502

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	6086	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!