Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6848	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	6321
Players Killed by Monsters:	9656	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	9508
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	488
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2721
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3747	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Farms Harvested:	323
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3673
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.