Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Potions Brewed:	94	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	116
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	58	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Buildings Constructed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	644
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6215	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	78

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	8940	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.