Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	62
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	7675	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Farms Harvested:	721
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	240
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6960	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.