Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4053

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	476	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	6140
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Potions Brewed:	169

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	355
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!