Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ChaosMC

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, Nochatreports, Survival

ChaosMc is a new anarchy server. it has one admin the owner who plays the server like a normal player hacking is allowed and profanity is allowed as the server has Nochatreports we also suggest installing Nochatreports mod. ChaosMC has one rule no lag machines if one is made it will be deleted. Installing a hacked client such as Wurst may be in your best interest. No bans, No kicks.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	176

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Survive If Possible (Custom Everything)

Adult, Anarchy, Anticheat, Antixray, Apocalypse, Bosses, Brackenpack, challenge, Community, Communitydriven, Custom, Customdimensions, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Customworldgeneration, Deathban, Difficulty, Fun, Great, Greifing, Hardcore, Incendium, MCMMO, Mob, Mythicmobs, new, Noteleport, Notp2w, Notpaytowin, PvE, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Semivanilla, smp, Smpsurvivalserver, Space, Survival, Terralith

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3927
Magic Items Found:	1616	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

windycraft

This is a Factions/Hardcore/PVP/Survival server, the Co-Owners and Owners are Cbeast155(Co-Owner) Bagdar as owner.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PvPArcade

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to PvPArcade.net! Join us on 1.19 for both Java and Bedrock editions, so you can play on Xbox, PS5, or mobile. Our server features awesome crate keys with fantastic rewards, as well as awesome donator perks that you can get from our shop at shop.pvparcade.net. And the more you vote, the more rewards you can earn!

Right now, we only have Skyblock open, but we have plenty of features to keep you busy. You’ll love our harvester hoes, which make farming a breeze. We also offer custom cosmetic items like pets, trails, hats, and much more. There’s always something new to discover on PvPArcade.net!

Don’t forget to join our Discord server at discord.gg/pvparcade to chat with other players, get updates, and participate in events. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HBSMP

Bliss, Bringfriends, Customweapons, Fun, Hbsmp, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

This unique survival server offers a fresh twist on the traditional gameplay experience by incorporating both Lifesteal and Bliss mechanics, providing a challenging PvP environment. Although the server features a semi-anarchic structure, there are a few simple regulations to ensure fair play. Join now, play, and don’t forget to have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nitro MC

120server, Blocklocker, Brewery, Customenchants, Economy, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Guishops, Lockette, Magic, MCMMO, Nogriefing, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Ranks, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Slimefuntowny, Small, Smallserver, Towny, Virtualshops

Welcome to Nitro-MC where you can start a town with us and play a Player vs. Economy game mode! Build towns and upgrade them into cities with friends or fellow server members to become the wealthiest and biggest city there is! little PvP as it is all based around vanilla MC. Join jobs and create player shops to gain money and grow your wealth and town! So join us today here at Nitro-MC

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crops Grown:	7026	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SlimeWorld

SlimeWorld is a fun Minecraft server. We have pvp – survival – economy – donator ranks- Vote for diamonds – amazing staff and community – mob arena – warhub – spleef – and so much more!

You can also join our faction server swfactions.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lamentis

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

A very cool MiniGame server like HiveMC! MiniGames: – DeathRun – BedWars – Cowboys and Indians – BlockParty – Gravity – One in the Chamber

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	860	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NitroMon -Now with fusions-

Aquaskills, battlepass, Bingo, Biomesyoullgo, Byg, Canada, Crates, Customtexturepack, Events, Fakemon, Freeranks, Friendly, Fusion, Globaltradesystem, Gts, Guishop, Gyms, Hunts, Keepinventoryon, Naturescompass, Other, Pixelmmo, Pixelmon, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, Playergyms, Pokebuilder, pokemon, Raids, Safari, Seasonpass, Skills, Smallcommunity, Smallserver, Wondertrade

NitroMon is a unique world within Pixelmon. Bringing Pokémon to Minecraft using the modpack Pixelmon Reforged. Using this pack we have poured our soul into building and developing a unique experience for you to explore and find hidden secrets throughout the world while having fun and making friends along the way. Some notable features we have include Custom Textures, Safari zones, Player/NPC gyms, Events, Crates, and Pokedesigner/Pokebuilder. Join us today and become a NitroMon Master!

Now with Fusions and Fakemon!

Requires Mods:

Pixelmon v9.1.10, Oh the biomes you’ll go! and Nature’s Compass

(https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Zeacraft – Public Community Server

Cracked, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Zeacraft!

This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBkeIP: play.zeacraft.netVersions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Store: https://store.zeacraft.net

40% OFF just for you!

Code: PlanetMinecraft

survival, towny, mmo, open-world

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NobleCraft

Welcome to Noble Craft! We are a 50 slot Survival server with a lot of extras to do on here! We have a lot of stuff for you to do! We have plenty of towns built by our own players and staff! We love doing community events which include drop parties and competitions! To protect your land, you can use our Grief Prevention system which has the option to make towns with! Our staff enjoy your presense on the server and love to help you out! We also have the jobs plugin! You can join up to three jobs and earn money from doing things like mining, building and chopping down trees! You also get paid every hour that you are playing for! For each vote, you get $50, 6 Exp and a diamond! You can get up to 10 diamonds if you vote on all sites! We love to seek out skills with our players, so we hold special building competitions for those who love to build! You start out with $100 and a golden shovel; you can easily get more money and diamonds the moment you enter the server by voting for us! Our community love helping out new people, especially if you need a place to live! We are always adding new features to our servers to make your time much more enjoyable! Still not impressed? Check out our trailer at: http://bit.ly/QwaSDh Like what you have saw? Come join us! You certainly won’t regret it! IP: mc.noble-craft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OneBlockMC

Skyblock

is a server with one block sky block witch is fun and you can play with others which I find even more funwdsawdsawd egfwhefgehfefgehfgejhfgejhfgejhfghfjhfjhfjhfjhegafhgjhajhghagfhgakhfjhefh

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	556
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Simple Factions MC [Cross-Platform] [Mcmmo] [Factions 1.18-1.20.X] [BETA]

118server, 118survival, Addicting, Addictive, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedrockserver, Claims, Cool, Crates, crossplay, Faction Pvp, Factions, Griefing, Minecraft, Mining, Modified, new, Nolag, Quiet, Raids, Relax, Shops, smp, Survival

Simple Factions MC is a server with endless possibilities. There are seasons, chest shops, bounty hunter, and griefing to increase the aspect of survival. There are also many new custom enchants for all assortment of weapons, gear, and tools. 150-200 to be exact. There are multiple leaderboards to boast your superiority across the server. I mean.. have you actually seen herobrine? You can here..

– Cyro

Simple Factions is a small but unique server. Featuring all kinds of unique ways to expand your minecraft survival experience. Simple Factions is a player based economy. Prices change as the population grows, there are also things such as live auctions, player bounties, chest shops, virtual shops, etc. We use factions to help players become a community. Claim land and take on the adventures against or with other faction members, raid each other for the best items you can achieve.

Features:

– World Changing Seasons– Season Effects– Aging Cave system– 1.18 worlds– Linked Nether per world– 1 END world– Bottled XP– Player Tags– Player Particles– Wilderness– RTP– Player Created Warps– Crates– Chest Shops– Factions– Auctions– Custom Fishing and Fishing contests– Faction and land shields– Massive leaderboard selections– World Border– Custom Enchants– Obsidian Destroyer– Herobrine– Custom Mobs– Custom Weather– Death Chests– Jobs– More Ores– ANTI Cheat– 24/7 Uptime– Crossplay with Bedrock

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Thunder Towny

Survival

Come join Thunder’s Towny today! This server is aiming to be a chill community to relax and have fun with your friends. Build a town, form allies with nations, trade in game items. Use any building style you’d like, we can showcase them in our discord!

We are going to be adding:

-Player Shops -Auction House -Server events -Server crates -Server perks -Website -Server map

Come help us grow the community!

Join our Discord: discord.gg/gtCT7jEc

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	196	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!