Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2196	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6735
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Skyblocky

Skyblock

Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	119	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreationBayMC

Creation Bay started as a couple of friends periodically transferring a Minecraft single-player save file back in the early days of Minecraft beta. Today it is a server gleaming with potential and it is yours for the taking! Work though the ranks to prove you are one of the greatest builders out there!

So what sort of server exactly is Creation Bay? Creation Bay is a shining and highly successful Creative server, using multiverse we have 2 Worlds that can be used to express your creative talent. When you first join the server you will be the rank “Builder” and will have spawned in our main world, aptly named “Creation Bay” 🙂 To prevent griefing the lowest two ranks on our server cannot work within the main, Creation Bay, World. They are permitted to work as frequently and as much as they’d like in out Plot World, to get there use either our StarGate portals located in spawn, or simply type /warp PlotWorld, pretty straight forward! To progress through the ranks we like to see a combination of Building talent, and personal maturity. So with an up time of 99%, friendly and helpful admins and great high speed connections there is absolutely no reason to go past Creation Bay!

Creation Bay runs numerous Bukkit Mods that are designed to enhance the players experience. Mods that reduce griefing, restrict areas to certain ranks based on their skill level, frequent server saves and backups to ensure griefing can be undone should the unlikely case of it occur etc. With a rapidly growing and expanding community the earlier you get on the easier it will be to get noticed and move through the ranks! Now stop reading this and jump on!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

13b13t

Anarchy

fun new anarchy server. Hacked clients allowed! flying is enabled and spawn is fairly nice. join quick before anyone else to get the essential minecraft materials!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	991
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineTexas Public Server Network

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Server Description: The MineTexas Minecraft Server network is a locally owned and operated community based in the Dallas, Texas area. We are dedicated to providing the best Minecraft Server Community experience for all Minecraft Players. We do this by hosting a wide variety of Minecraft Servers. Each Minecraft Server we run is a custom tailored experience unlike any other Minecraft Servers out there, with unique people and Minecraft buildings and Minecraft worlds to explore. Our Minecraft worlds are your creative platform. Come find the Minecraft Server that best suits your favorite Minecraft Server play-style preferences. We’re sure you can find a Minecraft Server to enjoy.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Animals Bred:	78
Villages Defended:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fatality Factions

Economy, Factions

Welcome to my brand new server. I need help with different things and would love some help! come join

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Land Of Trahania

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

An awesome Pvp server! with no rules, so grief and raiding allowed

u just need to join and freaking start killing!!! we are new but still got a great staff team! the admins are very helpful and friendly

No lag at all i promise you!

open 24/7 just for you

come in and be the best killer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Doreeworld Gaming

Doreeworld Gaming Community: minecraft.doreeworld.com

Doreeworld Facts: 64 slot 2 GB and growing 24/7 dedicated Over 1,075 players promoted to Member

5 Worlds: Tartarus (guest world) Elysium Fields (main survival world) Pandora’s Box (anarchy) iCreate (creative) Smithsonian (creative)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	4846	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kingdomcraft

MCMMO

Welcome to the immersive RPG server, Kingdomcraft!

Kingdomcraft is an upcoming minecraft RPG that is completely unique and takes nothing from any other server!

For once, YOU get to decide how you become powerful, and you don’t have to follow a set path of equipment or trinkets! Every class you pick has a different storyline, so don’t expect the same-old same-old when starting a new character!

Using a combination of immersive storylines, a well-made map, fun quests, and unique gameplay! Kingdomcraft will become one of the top 10 RPG servers in the world! That is our goal. Kingdomcraft also has quality 3d item and boss models, to make your experience more enjoyable!

If YOU wish to become part of that goal, you can tell your friends and join our discord!

If you wish to support Kingdomcraft, we encourage you to become a voluntary staff member!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Noble Craft Skyblock

Our Website: http://www.noble-craft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CaxCraft Survival Economy and More

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Dramatic, ethereal, innovative: Simply put, CaxCraft is the finest Minecraft Server Experience devised by man.

CaxCraft is a server like none other: enjoy a capitalist economy, minimal rules, guns, drugs and other plugins! This is accompanied by a friendly and active staff, working to refine and perfect our experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TornidiousCraft

Plugins ————– Factions/Essentials/Groupmanager Ishout/MyWolf/Emotions/Vault/Gates AutoAnnouncer/ColourFireWorks/Seats

What we can do for you? We can make sure you have the best time ever on are server.We have factions.Which means griefing is allowed We can not stop griefing and raiding.We will try to make sure people dont abuse you And we will try make you have fun on the server. Here on tornidiouscraft we hope you have the best time.With factions and essentials.You can do anything.Anything is possiable

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MemoMc

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

This a beautiful server .Everyone can create their own town or nation on the map and explore the world with their friends.We hope you enjoy a comfortable time！

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.