Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ores Mined:	8025
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Chunk Creative

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Crops Grown:	2737
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	8665

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.