Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	448121
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Emeralds Found:	9304
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.