Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Void Armor Forged:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	1815	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ores Mined:	1926	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	641997	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	5674
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Potions Brewed:	128	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	126
Mines Excavated:	3774	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!