Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	316

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	47	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	1211	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.