Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1599	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	244	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!