Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	251	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3227	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	2927	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8996
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3833	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magic Items Found:	4135	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3400	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.