Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Potions Brewed:	111

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7706	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9804
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3615

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1406	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2817
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.