Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Void Armor Forged:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1086	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	321
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.