Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2936	Farms Harvested:	492
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1478	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8982	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FrostLocked

Prison, PvP

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure awaits in our easy to progress Box PvP realm! Dive into the action with ease in this Work-in-Progress environment. Engage in thrilling battles while keeping your inventory safe, ensuring uninterrupted fun. Our server offers a unique twist with grindable ranks and keys, providing endless opportunities for progression. Explore diverse landscapes, gather resources, and conquer opponents to climb the ranks and unlock exciting rewards. Join our community of passionate players, collaborate with friends, and immerse yourself in the ultimate PvP experience. Embark on your journey today and become a legend in the world of FrostLocked Box PvP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MoonSMP

Survival, Whitelist

MoonSMP Vanilla No griefing/stealing 1.20.2 Java VC mod – We’re looking for any kind of active players! – There’s not too much going on, but we’re working on making the server active and the server has been up since December 4th 2023

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BattlePVP

PvP

1. Hacking: Using a non-approved, modified minecraft client, or outside resource, which allows the player to have unfair advantages in game due to the manipulation of the server, player properties, the entity of the player, and/or gives a player the ability to manipulate things in game that they could not before. -No hacked or modified clients. This means X-Ray texture packs, Nodus, Player radar, Etc. Anything that gives you an unfair advantage is not tolerated. If you are unsure about what this implies or if you have a client that might be considered hacking, ask a staff member in game.

2. Glitching: Using and/or taking advantage of an existing glitch and then using said exploit to further ones advances through malicious processes. -No glitching, This includes duping, ender pearl glitching, taking advantage of faulty coding, or bugs within the game (This includes MCMMO exploits, or any other plugin exploit). You may not use enderpearls to go through blocks. We have disabled this for the most part, but if you are caught, it may result in a permanent ban. This also means you may not ender pearl through non-whole blocks, such as glass panes. If you end up finding a glitch, please report it to the staff so we can find a way to patch it and keep the game fair.

3. Abuse: The act of harassing, agitating, provoking, or offending players in game and thereby making the server a les pleasurable experience. -This includes but is not limited to: racism, excessive cursing, harassing, advertising, and use of harsh language towards another player that has been unwarranted. -Also, the staff are there to help you, any unprovoked harassment towards them may result in punishment on a case by case basis.

Mutes: the following offenses warrant a 1hour mute: disrespecting staff, abuse of any kind, and asking for rank/items from a staff member

Temporary ban: the following offenses warrant a temporary ban of up to 7 days: glitching, staff disrespect, and extreme abusive language.

Permanent ban: the following offenses warrant a permanent ban: force field, aim bot, x-raying, hacking in general, advertising, multiple cases of abusive language along with multiple warnings/mutes.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

craxybd

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

the server have economy,slimefun,survival it’s fun to play it’s a new server. if some think is worng please notify me

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	4285
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarCraft

ABOUT CEDARCRAFT

UPDATE: Absolutely stunning brand new map!

CedarCraft is a survival, freebuild server. Unlike many other servers you do not need to apply to be able to build, you can just log in and play!

We run carefully selected plugins in order to bring you the best Minecraft experience possible. Plugins include anti-griefing tools which prevent selfish users from destroying your creations. Should they somehow manage to grief your work, we have a tool that allows us to find the culprit, ban them from our server and rollback all of the damage so that your creations look unharmed. Another plugin brings economy to Minecraft, by creating a currency, allowing you to buy from and sell to shops. You can also make your own shop.

CedarCraft has very friendly staff team who enjoy to interact with players. The server is maintained by a very experienced and reliable management team which will ensure that your stay on CedarCraft is a pleasant one.

COMMUNITY FORUMS The forums make up the bulk of the CedarCraft community and server news and announcements will be put here.

JOIN US ON TEAMSPEAK Teamspeak is a group voice client with channels, similar to Skype and simple to connect to, simply click the link below once you have TeamSpeak. You can voice chat with other members of the server here. Staff are always online to help with anything you need.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Animals Bred:	150
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ZxSmp

LifeSteal, PvP

This is the LifeSteal SMP

Server form:- india

24/7 and Java+mcpe+cracked

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.