Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	109
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	878	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4076
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Farms Harvested:	693	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	109	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.