Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3868	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	4211	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BraveMC

Skyblock

Welcome to BraveMC

Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

Creative, Custom, Friendly, Furniture, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Padawanamy, Resourcepack, smp, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TooTallGaming

Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RexRaids | RexPvP

KitPvP, Prison, PvP

Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

Hope to see you on the server shortly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Jujutsu Kaisen Server Minecraft JJK Challenging!

120server, Factions, Jjk, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kaisen, Kaizen, Modded, smp, Survival

If youre interested add me on Discord nicotinetoucan for further information. We want to create factions and battle each other. No Griefin on the building sites but stirring the wildernesd up with cursedtechniques is allowed

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir | Elder Scrolls RP Server

Adventure, Akavir, Altmer, Arena, Argonian, Bosmer, Daggerfall, Dunmer, Elder, Elderscrolls, Eso, Guilds, Imperial, Khajiit, mmo, morrowind, Mundus, Nirn, Nord, oblivion, Redguard, Roleplay, Rpserver, Scrolls, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, TES, Teso, Theelderscrolls, Worldpainter

You awaken to the ship coming alive with the hurried footsteps of the crew and passengers above you. Your heart begins to race. After three weeks at sea, you’ve arrived at last: Akavir… You gather your things and rush to the deck. Before you lies a vast blue ocean, and beyond it Esroniet.

As the ship pulls into port, you’re filled with excitement. You think about what brought you here, three weeks from Tamriel and half a world away from home. Did you make the right decision? Will your new life bring you troubles or fortune?

What adventures await you in Mysterious Akavir?

THE ELDERCRAFT SCROLLS: AKAVIR

The Eldercraft Scrolls: Akavir is an original roleplaying community based in the world of The Elder Scrolls. Set on the exotic islands of Esroniet, our roleplay combines the intricate worldbuilding of The Elder Scrolls with our own unique lore. Our immersive, character-driven stories are supported by a custom D&D-style rolling system based on TES stats and skills.

Founded over ten years ago and with members from across the globe, our server is dedicated to providing a friendly community where everyone is welcome. Whether you’re a loremaster or a first-time roleplayer, we welcome folks of all play-styles and experience!

Your journey begins when you arrive in Akavir, ready to begin a new life. Will you be a brave Nord warrior with a love of adventure? A powerful Dunmer wizard seeking treasure? A stealthy Khajiit thief with a bounty on her head? Join our Discord and submit your application to get started: https://discord.gg/PdScK6v.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crazy Economy Craft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

1.9.4 This Server includes the following in Game material

– PRISON – HUGE ECONOMY – TOWNS – MCMMO – LOTTERY – VOTIFIER pays 1 Voter Key (Random Items)

We have a large Spawn area that includes many cool feature to explore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	7715

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TrappedMC – Classic Prison

Prison, PvP

discord.gg/trappedmc

A classic grinding experience

The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Focus on PvP

Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

Adventure, Forge, Magic, Modded, Neoforge, Survival, Tech

Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Rede Notz

Economy

Brazilian Minecraft server: FullPvP/RankUp, explore challenges, conquer ranks, and dominate PvP in this immersive environment!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

Alien, Bionicle, Cosmos, Cosmosminecraft, Creative, Dalek, Doctor, Doctor Who, Doctorwho, Economy, FANTASY, Freebuild, Galaxy, Gallifrey, Guns, Mandalorian, Marvel, Mcu, Planets, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sci, Sci Fi, Scifi, Space, Spaceships, Spacestation, star, Star Wars, Starwars, Survival, Tardis, The Cosmos, Towny, Universe, Wars, Who

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft Server

Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	5409

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Panni-Craft

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crops Grown:	2486
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Florida Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP

FMS has just recently undergone a complete map, inventory, and economy reset! -Currently Running 1.7.2 -Fly Enabled for Everyone! -Real Economy -Grief Prevention -Dynmap -PVP World

Check out or Website – http://www.FloridaMinecraft.com Check out our Forums – http://www.floridaminecraft.com/forum/ Check out our Dynmap – http://map.FloridaMinecraft.com Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.