Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7537	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchantments Applied:	120
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Darkfortress

“World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Diogenes smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Asser Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	624320	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EGMC

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	7224	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

McBlocks Server

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8303
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	3739

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5980
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Potions Brewed:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

11th Dream

Survival

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.