Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ores Mined:	9196	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	753547	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Potions Brewed:	81

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1383
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Chunk Creative

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	186
Holy Grails Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	1018
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	743	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.