Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mines Excavated:	2991
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	8215	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	4035
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	257	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	3643
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Love Letters Sent:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pigcraft QC

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.