Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Guild-Craft

Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1552
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	5041
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MadGaming

Factions, PvP, Survival

madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ZentralCraft Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4521	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	227	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

Angelscraft.enjin.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	9112
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	New Chunks Explored:	757388
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4128	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.