Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	109	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	179
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Void Gems Collected:	27

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.