Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 4042 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Gods Slained: 2
Astral Projections Made: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Villages Defended: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6385
    Mines Excavated: 2215 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Animals Bred: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Crops Grown: 3528 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Ores Mined: 3807
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 362

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ores Mined: 2637

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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