Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	163

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ores Mined:	587
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Animals Bred:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.