Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 582566 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineRefuge

    MineRefuge

    MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169
    Emeralds Found: 584 Dragon Eggs Found: 5068
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • The future

    The future

    Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Crops Grown: 8380 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EnchantedMC

    EnchantedMC

    We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 925373 Runes Activated: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Survivify

    Survivify

    Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WilderCraft

    WilderCraft

    New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BeeMC

    BeeMC

    BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Chimeras Created: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Mines Excavated: 2285
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Chaktet

    Chaktet

    Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 33 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5592 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4505 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • i-Pixelmon

    i-Pixelmon

    Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3608 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • HappyCloud

    HappyCloud

    Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 134 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 390924 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineKeo Network

    MineKeo Network

    Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Animals Bred: 36 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KiwiSMP

    KiwiSMP

    1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft

    EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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