Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	93	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5652
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	529
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1731	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4401
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	168	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!