Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	1481
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	114
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8684
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3916	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	7157
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mines Excavated:	4626	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3995
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4465	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Void Gems Collected:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Void Armor Forged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.