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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8712 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
