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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 977 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!