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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4471 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
