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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1862 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
