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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8358 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
