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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8466 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?
Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!
