Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Items Found:	6710	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magic Items Found:	8278	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	3505

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	167
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

ms.PlayFuse.net