Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Server Information: Modpacks: Tekkit 2 (v.1.2.2) | Tekkit Legends (v1.1.1) | The 1.12.2 Pack (v1.5.5) | Nomifactory (v1.2.2.1) Hub IP: Play.SiriusMC.net Tekkit 2 IP: Tekkit.SiriusMC.net RLCraft IP: rl.SiriusMC.net Tekkit Legends IP: Legends.SiriusMC.net The 1.12.2 Pack IP: 1122.SiriusMC.net Nomifactory IP: Nomi.SiriusMC.net Discord: discord.gg/SiriusMCWhy Choose SiriusMC? SiriusMC is a modded network that runs servers in Tekkit 2, RLCraft, Tekkit Legends, The 1.12.2 Pack & Nomifactory. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as Togglable PVP, PlayerShops, Land Protection, Custom Patches/Plugins & More! With a strong team of active staff and developers, strong hardware SiriusMC provides a lag-free place to play!On our Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends Server, players are permitted the use of EMC farms. Got a cool design for a EMC gen? SiriusMC is the perfect place for you to build it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9902	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crops Grown:	4315

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.