Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mines Excavated:	3929
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	25	New Chunks Explored:	926697

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	9666

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!