Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	7504
Farms Harvested:	127	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6252	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6252

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6328	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7674
Ores Mined:	9167	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7949
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!