Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4130
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1196
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	9973	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.