Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	268	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Buildings Constructed:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	5192	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1691
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2135
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mines Excavated:	4913	Love Letters Sent:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!