Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

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Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2214	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchantments Applied:	224
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6099
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4086	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	873017	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9287
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mines Excavated:	1664	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6760
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!